Funny Birthday Messages

funny birthday wishes

For four years, my wife has not had a birthday. She was born in the year of …………. Lord-only-knows

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A younger person is always present in an old man– wondering what the hell happened.

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Feeling over age is definitely a state of mind. If you do not take it into your consideration and don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

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A diplomat is a person who never remembers the age of a woman but  always remembers her birthday.

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When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

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Birthdays are good for you. Calculations show that the persons who have the most live the longest.

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You should be thankful because your birthday comes just one time in a year… Think how old you would be if it came every month.

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Birthdays are nature’s way for informing us to eat more cake.

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Age is like underwear…it creeps up on you!

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Are you not old enough to say goodbye?

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My memorable words for your birthday…”Smile till you have teeth!”

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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.

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A husband is never defended by a friend who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

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In London society, there are great number of women who have an age of thirty-five for years.

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If I had known that I was going to live so long, I had have taken better care of myself.

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You know you are getting older and older when the candles cost more than your birthday cake.

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